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26 Really Special Ways You Described Your Relationship Status In The Autostraddle Reader Survey

13. I have no idea, women are confusing!

14. plotting to kindly leave my husband and become a lesbian separatist

15. I am so alone please send cats

16. My dog and I are the slippery slope

17. Love-hate relationship with my dissertation

18. Single and ready to mingle with pringles

19. I am terrible at dating and considering breaking up with a nice girl because she cares too much, THANKS FOR BRINGING IT UP AUTOSTRADDLE

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posted on April 21st   29,782 notes   via corporatebanana   Source

❝ ye ❞

— where did this come from and why can’t I stop saying it (via alphaidiot)
posted on April 21st   29,918 notes   via camsprite   Source
chokelatelikesthis:

thedaughterofflowers:

i cant get over this

ohgodohgodohgod I want to get married in this

chokelatelikesthis:

thedaughterofflowers:

i cant get over this

ohgodohgodohgod I want to get married in this

posted on April 20th   105,725 notes   via buckybaarnees   Source

deliriouscomatose:

  1. Walk around Nazareth
  2. Become friends with Messiah
  3. ???
  4. Prophet
posted on April 20th   7,569 notes   via ceilingninja   Source
#omg

musical-treasures:

So a boyband walked onto the Britain’s Got Talent stage and everyone thought they were going to sing One Direction or something typical…and then they sung Stars from Les Miserables.

This is the best thing ever. Just listen to those harmonies <3

posted on April 20th   76,253 notes   via buckybaarnees   Source

queerlyobscure:

Y’know people say shit about social media along the lines of ‘OMG no one cares what anyone had for breakfast’ and like.

I do? I care. I’m pretty sure a lot of people care. I want to hear that the people I care about are having delicious breakfasts or saw something odd at work or flirted with a cute barista. Or just any little thoughts they have that they feel are worth sharing.

I’ve always kind of assumed that’s how you’re supposed to feel about your friends.

posted on April 20th   21,603 notes   via my-username-was-taken   Source

actualucifer:

AND DON’T

FUCKING

TELL PEOPLE

THAT THEY’RE NOT TRYING

BECAUSE HOW THE FUCK WOULD YOU KNOW IF THEY’RE TRYING OR NOT

JUST BECAUSE IT DOESN’T LIVE UP TO YOUR STANDARDS DOESN’T MEAN THEY’RE NOT TRYING

posted on April 20th   191,401 notes   via my-impala-is-the-tardis   Source

shima-spoon:

mako, stacker and raleigh

posted on April 20th   11,546 notes   via quintessence-of-dust   Source

jaclcfrost:

"i’m not bitter" i say, bitterly, with a bitter expression

posted on April 20th   44,995 notes   via my-impala-is-the-tardis   Source

ryenross:

L I S T E N } { Failed that test? Can’t fit your jeans? Cleaned the drain and your hand collided with the drenched corpse of a rat this morning? If you can’t fix your life, you can at least give it a cheerful soundtrack. So crank up the volume and forget the small worries you’re clinging to, because you’re the raddest and you deserve today with a cherry on top }

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cinaed:

omnbvc:

i am demisexual meaning i am only attracted to those born of gods or who are themselves a deity. move out of the way assholes, i’m gonna fuck zeus

posted on April 19th   30,221 notes   via earlgreywarden   Source

fromrheims:

Assemble by Blule

posted on April 19th   47,534 notes   via ididthistoconfuseyouhahaha   Source

coelasquid:

yes, this is exactly what I needed right now.

posted on April 19th   66,749 notes   via earlgreywarden   Source

undeadcosmicunicorn:

Impulse - $6.99

posted on April 19th   65,456 notes   via earlgreywarden   Source
exit, persued by a bear